Wow, it's been ages since I've updated. I always mean to, but then I get distracted with other puterly stuff (usually fanfiction), and then I don't. I officially have no life. I've been squeeing madly for the last two days after seeing the rest of the Gilmore girls season trailer. It's incredibly squeeish. Despite the bad spoilers. I ranted on about my tv shows for ages yesterday and my mum finally told me I ought to get a life. Which is very very true. Watched the trailer about fifty billion times. Squeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lessee. Been sick. Missed Monday and Tuesday with a cough, and had it all weekend too. I have a thing for missing Mondays and Tuesdays. Heh. I dunno if I've posted since the last time I had a cold, which was like two weeks ago, and I missed that Monday and Tuesday as well. Oh wow, just realised I haven't posted since bridge week. That was ages ago. Anyhow, update on the new semester's classes then. French is the same as ever. Varvara is officially insane, just to let you know. Joan of Arc is fun. Lots of discussing dead people and crazy Christian martyrs and heresies and all that good stuff. And sex. St. Augustine. Always fun. Nova farm is all right, bit of a pain when it's cold out, but I've always been rather fond of gardening, and stuffs. Just not really my thing. Me being the books/history/languages person. It's the practical side of science. Which interests me less. Ah well. Play production is jolly fun. Must go on at length about it.
Soooo. An Experiment with an Air Pump. Basically, the story is that it's the last days of December in 1799 and 1999, so at the beginning of the new centuries. In Newcastle. Both times are set in the same house. In 1799 there is Fenwick, scientist and husband/father; Susannah, wife/mother/not at all scientific; Armstrong, scientist/physician who is a bit iffy on his ethics in regards to anatomy/dissection; Roget, as in the thesaurus, who's cool and also all scientist/physiciany; Maria, daughter, the shy one of the twins; Harriet, other daughter, who doesn't want to get married and wants to be a scientist; and Isobel, the Scottish maid who has a hunchback. In 1999 there is Ellen, Susannah's double but opposite (played by the same person), she's a geneticist; Tom, Fenwick's double, Susannah's older husband who's an ex-English lecturer and doesn't much like the idea of using pre-embryos in Ellen's research; Kate, kind of like Armstrong in the not minding the ethics too much, but less so, she wants Susannah to come work for her company; Phil, really funny dude who's looking at the house because they're selling it, he's a surveyor or something of the sort, believes in space ships and spontaneous combustion, and he gets to do a jolly fun Geordie accent. So basically what happens is that it's a lot of arguing between Susannah and Fenwick/Ellen and Tom, between Romanticism (Susannah/Tom) and Reason (Fenwick/Ellen). Also, Armstrong pretends to be in love with Isobel in order to at some point get to look at her hunchback, because he's weird and morbid and uberly scientific, and he wants to know why she's got a hump. Eventually she finds out he doesn't really love her and hangs herself, and in 1999, Tom finds a box of bones somewhere or other in the house, missing the upper back.
Just gave the whole story away, but probably none of you are going to see the play so it doesn't much matter. I'm dramaturge, meaning I make posters for the lobby informing viewers of the history behind the play and write program notes and inform the actors of the historical stuff. Tis fun. I'm making posters on the ethics of anatomy and genetics and on romanticism vs. enlightenment.
Lessee, reading oodles of books again. The King in the Window (Adam Gopnik I think, it's set in Paris and is making me want French pastries. Been on order from the library for agaes), A Distant Mirror (Barbara Tuchman, the history of the calamitous 14th century. Great word, calamitous. 600 pages, reading it for Joan of Arc. Sort of. It's interesting. On the chapter 'bout the plague. Woohoo!), In the Shadow of the Ark (Anne Provoost, only read the prologue so far, but it's about Noah's ark. Rather interesting.), The Telling Pool (David Clement-Davies, dude who wrote Firebringer. Only on like the first chapter. Dunno whether I'll finish it. Rather Arthurian, and I was feeling Arthurian.), The Great Tree of Avalon (T.A. Barron, whose books I absolutely loff, listening to it on tape. Sort of a sequel to the Lost Years of Merlin series, which is brilliant. Need to get to listening to the rest of it.), Paradise Lost (Milton, and not really reading this, but I sort of wanted to have a look at it. Dunno why.). And then, I have to amuse you all with terribly funny haikus. From Haiku U. (David Bader), From Aristotle to Zola, 100 Great Books in 17 Syllables. Basically, all the classics in haiku form. Silly haiku form. I shall proceed to quote.
The Canterbury Tales (Chaucer)
Pilgrimmes on spryng braecke--
roadde trippe! Whoe farrtted? Yiuw didde.
Noe, naught meae. Yaes, yiuw.
The Inferno (Dante)
Abandon all hope!
Looks like everyone's down here.
Omigod--the Pope!
Madame Bovary (Flaubert)
Poor foolish Emma,
ruined by romance novels.
Could haiku have helped?
Little Women (Louisa May Alcott)
Snow-drops hang like tears.
Shy, sweet, saintly Beth has died.
One down, three to go.
The Count of Monte Cristo (Dumas)
Gallant avenger.
Egg-dipped cheese sandwich. Thy name
is Monte Cristo.
Hamlet (guess who?)
"His mother wed his
dead murdered father's brother!"
Next Jerry Springer.
Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)
Wild. Strange. A bit damp.
Heathcliff waits for Cathy's ghost.
Women. Always late.
Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
O woe! His mad wife--
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.
Doctor Fausuts (Christopher Marlowe)
A scholar trades a
few fun years for endless Hell.
Math was not his field.
Heh. Sorry bout that. Those are my favourites. It's usually funnier if you've read it, or know the story, or have heard the silly things people always say if you ask them what it's about. Very silly.
Righto. Pie. Cheerio, off to eat dinner presently.